Let's be honest here, get more info dudes. We're absolutely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're lost.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and just accepted our fate?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit that gets your blood pumping. No time for wimps here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every bit of the experience.
- Forget that boring stuff you’ve been reading.
- Here's where the real fun is.
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It's not demanding. We’re just offering you the deal.
fellas: Dude Get down with me You know Fucking Now
Look, I'm not Faking it. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Screw around with Chat, just Get in there already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Man up, I know you want to.
Help! Those Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Are Trying To Get In My Pants
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Send Signals, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- I Really Need To Call the Police.
- For Real| This is getting Out of Hand.
Honestly, I just want to Live My Life in Quiet! Is that too much to ask?
Let's Fire this Straight up Wild
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta get wasted and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will keep us moving.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.